A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver’s side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the […]
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like […]
A guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, “Hi, there, good looking! How’s it going?”
Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen! I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, […]