A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last […]
One day, 3 yr. old Austin, saw a pregnant lady
for the first time and asked his mom about it.
She said that a baby is growing inside of her belly.
However, he only connected belly with food so he asked,
“Why did she eat the baby?”
One day, little Tommy wanders into the local brothel, dragging a dead frog on a piece of string along behind him (FX: thud thud thud etc.) He goes up to the woman at the front and says “Please, Miss, I’d like a girl please.” “Go home, sonny” replies the proprietor, not unkindly, “you’re too young […]